Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,005 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 13/30 (65/150 points)
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Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (90/300 points)
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Just close it with the X